From time to time, we've been known to get a little whimsical with our package warnings. Many are mundane, but a few are farcical. The ones we think are particularly funny are hilighted -- though you may not agree...

13 Assassins -- Contains Violence, Strategy

AD Police Files 1-3 -- Contains Nudity, Violence, and Adult Situations

Bubblegum Crash (Episodes 1 - 3) -- Contains Violence, Strong Language, and Brief Nudity

Bubblegum Crisis -- Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity

Bushido: The Cruel Code of the Samurai -- Contains Violence

Eleven Samurai -- Contains Violence and Strategy

Graveyard of Honor -- Contains Graphic Violence, Strong Language, Brief Nudity, Drug Use, and Rampant Nihilism

Metal Munching Maniacs: 2003 Nationals -- Viewing combat robotics may cause children to choose careers in science and technology

Metal Munching Maniacs: Gourmet Damage -- Viewing combat robotics may cause you to spend a lot of time rummaging in junkyards

Metal Munching Maniacs: Robot Assault -- Viewing combat robotics may make children demand that their parents help them build a robot

Metal Munching Maniacs: Robot Club & Grille Mayhem -- Viewing combat robotics may encourage children to stop playing video games and learn about engineering

Onimasa: A Japanese Godfather -- Contains Violence and Nudity

Otaku No Video -- Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations

Revenge (Adauchi) -- Contains Violence

Riding Bean -- Contains Profanity, Violence, and Brief Nudity

Samurai Vendetta -- Contains Violence

Shinobi no Mono 1 -- Contains Violence and Ninja Secrets

Shinobi no Mono 2 - Vengeance -- Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Skulking

Shinobi no Mono 3 - Resurrection -- Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Lurking

Shinobi no Mono 4 - Siege -- Contains Violence, Skullduggery

Shinobi no Mono DVD Box Set 1 -- Contains Violence, Intrigue, and Ninja Secrets

Shinsengumi Chronicles -- Contains Violence

Sleepy Eyes of Death DVD Box Set 1 -- Contains Violence, Nudity, and Nihilism

Sleepy Eyes of Death DVD Box Set 2 -- Contains Violence

Sleepy Eyes of Death DVD Box Set 3 -- Contains Violence

Sword of Desperation -- Contains violence

The Blind Menace (Shiranui Kengyo) -- Contains Violence, Despicability

The Great Killing -- Contains Violence, Strategy

The Loyal 47 Ronin -- Contains Violence

The Samurai I Loved -- Contains Violence

The Secret of the Urn -- Contains Violence, Nudity, Chopped Arms, Blood

Out of Print Titles

Ashura -- Contains Violence, Romance, Treachery, Violent Romance, Romantic Treachery, and Treacherous Violence

Ballad of Narayama -- Contains Violence, Nudity, Adult Language, and Sexual Situations

Battle of Okinawa -- Contains Violence, War Themes

Battle Royal High School -- Contains Violence, Nudity, and Strong Language

Big Bang Love - Juvenile A -- Contains Violence, Brief Nudity, and Sexual Situations

Black Rain -- Contains Violence and Brief Nudity

Bubblegum Crisis DVDs -- Contains Violence, Adult Language, and Brief Nudity

Demon Spies -- Contains Bloody Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Content

Dora-Heita -- Contains Violence, Debauchery, and Masterful Direction

Father of the Kamikaze -- Contains Violence, War Themes

Incident at Blood Pass -- Contains Violence, Strong Language

Japan at War DVD Collection -- Contains Violence, War Themes, Graphic Depictions of Historical Events, Brief Nudity

Japan's Longest Day -- Contains Graphic Depictions of Historical Events

Kon Ichikawa's 47 Ronin -- Contains Violence, Honor, and Selfless Sacrifice

Lady Snowblood -- Contains Violence

Lady Snowblood DVD Box Set -- Contains Bloody Violence

Lady Snowblood Love Song of Vengeance -- Contains Bloody Violence

Lone Wolf & Cub 1 - Sword of Vengeance -- Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence

Lone Wolf & Cub 2 - Baby Cart at the River Styx -- Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence

Lone Wolf & Cub 3 - Baby Cart to Hades -- Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence

Lone Wolf & Cub 4 - Baby Cart in Peril -- Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence

Lone Wolf & Cub 5 - Baby Cart in The Land of Demons -- Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence

Lone Wolf & Cub 6 - White Heaven in Hell -- Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence

Lone Wolf & Cub Blu-Ray Collection -- Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence

Lone Wolf & Cub DVD Box Set -- Contains Nudity and Graphic Violence

MADOX-01 -- Contains Mild Profanity and Violence

Mikogami Trilogy DVD Box Set -- Contains Violence, Strong Language, Nudity, and Villainy

Miyamoto Musashi - The Set of 5 Discs -- Contains Violence

New Love In Tokyo -- Contains Extensive Sex and Nudity, but Not Much Violence

Portrait of Hell -- Contains Violence, Philosophy

Red Lion -- Contains Violence, Strong Language

Revenge of a Kabuki Actor -- Contains Mild Violence and Strong Language

Samurai Banners -- Contains Violence, Strong Language

Shadow Hunters -- Contains Bloody Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Content

Shadow Hunters: Echo of Destiny -- Contains Bloody Violence, Strong Language, Sexual Content

Shinsengumi -- Contains Violence, Revenge and Revolution

Shogun Assassin -- Contains Violence, Nudity, and Extremely Hypertensive Villains

Shogun Assassin 2 - Lightning Swords of Death -- Contains Violence, Nudity, and Rivers of Blood

Shogun Assassin 3 - Slashing Blades of Carnage -- Contains Violence, Nudity, and Constant Peril

Shogun Assassin 4 - Five Fistfuls of Gold -- Contains Demonic Violence (No Actual Gold Inside DVD Package)

Shogun Assassin 5 - Cold Road to Hell -- Contains Graphic Violence

Slaughter in the Snow -- Contains Violence, Strong Language, Brief Nudity, and Villainy

The Clone Returns Home -- Contains significant amounts of philosophy

The Fearless Avenger -- Contains Violence, Strong Language, Brief Nudity, and Villainy

The Geisha -- Contains Nudity & Violence

The Trail of Blood -- Contains Violence, Strong Language, Nudity, and Improper Use of Hand Tools

The Wolves -- Contains Violence, Nudity, Adult Situations and Language

Toshiro Mifune DVD Collection -- Contains Violence, Strong Language

Urusei Yatsura -- Contains Brief Nudity, Adult Situations

Wakeful Nights -- Contains Adult Situations and Language, Disgusting Puns, Sick Jokes, Filthy Karaoke, and a Traumatized Manta Ray

Zatoichi -- Contains Violence